wednesday haikus

Today’s theme: Office Etiquette

 

Elevator Doors In Motion

i’m doin’ well, new day

thanks for asking, angela

how is your divorce

 

A Bean Is A Bean Is A Bean

boss just called in sick

coffee machine is broken

pants are coming off

 

A Sense of Place

don’t shit where you eat

be smart, be professional

plus, jerry has AIDS

 

Narcissism Is Me

i’m taking your job

sorry, there I go again

let’s talk about you

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