wednesday haikus

Today’s theme: Office Etiquette


Elevator Doors In Motion

i’m doin’ well, new day

thanks for asking, angela

how is your divorce


A Bean Is A Bean Is A Bean

boss just called in sick

coffee machine is broken

pants are coming off


A Sense of Place

don’t shit where you eat

be smart, be professional

plus, jerry has AIDS


Narcissism Is Me

i’m taking your job

sorry, there I go again

let’s talk about you